Wednesday, May 28, 2014

CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS [1972]


CHILDREN SHOULDNT PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS without expecting fatal revenge. Alan, an abrasive director, leads his group of theatre friends to an island graveyard for an evenings worth of morbid, satanic amusement. Alan guides a tour through the cemetery containing evil ex-criminals whose souls may or may not be resting in peace, while his skeptical companions make a mockery of him. Unfortunately, they have no other choice but to comply if they desire a place in Alans upcoming feature. Anya, Alans girlfriend with a few screws loose in her head, is the only one sincerely enthralled by the fascinating enigma of death and is eager to proceed with the nights grisly festivities, including the summoning of a corpse. Alans plan to perform a seance comes to life when they extract Orvilles breathless body from the hole he had called home. Orville becomes the center of negative attention, getting used and abused like a childs toy, until an army of corpses rise from their graves to punish Alan and his crew for disturbing their slumber. 

CHILDREN SHOULDNT PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS stands alone as an eccentric zombie soiree with a colossal build-up and an even more massive detonation. As you would imagine, Ive drowned in my fair share of cinematic deviance, but this one had my jaw dropped, my eyebrows raised, and my head shaking. Director Bob Clark (who went on to make holiday classic Black Christmas a short time later) filmed the flick in two weekstime on a budget of just $70K, and unmistakably so. The camera quality is reminiscent of home video, and the sets are nothing short of simplebut it works; both factors create an extreme sense of realness that is profoundly effective. The dialogue is unbelievably absurd as Alan takes a beating for his offbeat commandership and fights back. The gangs lack of respect for the dead is as funny as it is disgraceful, especially with the unholy wedding ceremony eternally bonding man and cadaver. After a bit of dragging, the film concludes with violent screeching, endless groaning, and a revolting buffet for the walking dead.

Rating: 7/10
Director: Bob Clark [DEATHDREAM, BLACK CHRISTMAS]
Cast: Alan Ormsby, Anya Ormsby, Valerie Mamches
Country: USA

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

BLACK WATER [2007]


No crocodile tears are cried in BLACK WATER. A group of three are on a mission for kicks as they set out to travel the Australian landscape. While on holiday, Grace, Adam (her husband), and Lee (her younger sister) are going in any direction the road may lead. Their first stop? A crocodile farm. The following day, with visions of aquatic reptiles dancing in their heads, the trio plans to meet Blackwater Barry for a tour of the Mangrove Swamps. They look forward to a days worth of exploring wildlife and fishing. When they arrive at the marina, Blackwater Barry is unavailable, but a less-experienced guide offers to take them out on the water. The tour guide arms himself with a gun, and the gang is on their merry way. Not far into the expedition, an engulfing nervousness ensues when a paint can pops up and bangs against their boat. However, they quickly realize there is something much more frightening in the river to panic about: a massive crocodile with an equally-sized appetite. The crew must dodge or die in a battle against the voracious swamp thing.

BLACK WATERs low budget is no reflection of the quality of the storyline or acting. Often times, the term killer croccan generate a mess of pre-conceived notions typically associated with B-horror movies, but this film proves it is meant to be taken seriously. The deeply emotional, psychologically taxing events that develop are all the more impactful with the words based on true events.The movie burns slowly, but the pace only adds to the realness of the horrifying situation. Not to mention, impressively enough, not a trace of CGI is used to animate the atrocious creature; an actual live crocodile was used in the making of the film! Grace, Adam, and Lee have an incredibly tight-knit, genuine relationship which completely amplifies the effects of their combined fear, paranoia, and heartache that never stops once it starts. As one family member breaks off to find a means of escape at a time, the crocodiles unpredictable appearances transform the experience into a full-fledged nightmare. BLACK WATER delivers a tormenting adrenaline rush for those seeking an animal induced, edge-of-the-seat thriller. 

Rating: 8/10
Directors: David Nerlich, Andrew Traucki [THE REEF]
Cast: Diana Glenn, Andy Rodoreda, and Maeve Dermody
Country: Australia

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

DEMONIC TOYS [1992]


Toys arent meant to be played with in Full Moon FeaturesDEMONIC TOYS. A romantically-linked team of undercover cops, Judith and Matt, meet with two illegal firearms dealers outside of Toyland Warehouse for a bust. After learning the news of his soon-to-be-dad status, Matt is fatally shot by the bad guys, and child-bearing Judith is left to serve justice on her own. The criminals lead Judith on a chase into the dark, desolate storage space where she eventually finds herself locked inside a room with one of the outlaws. Meanwhile, the buildings careless security guard kicks back with the chicken delivery guy, Mark. Judiths gunshots divert their attention from meaningless conversation, and the men find their way to her. The security guard searches the warehouse for the other felon and is approached by a full-mouthed doll, Baby Oopsie Daisy. Jack Attack and Grizzly Teddy join in on the slaughter as Mark and Judith helplessly watch. Soon after, Judith discovers a demon from her latest dream has possessed a squad of toys to obtain strength for him by killing. Ultimately, after 66 years of waiting, the beast intends to take over the soul of Judiths unborn child.

DEMONIC TOYS is a tall glass of revolting goodness, a refreshing mixture of horror, comedy, and fantasy. For years, I had been inclined to see the feature swarmed with homicidal playthings, and my only regret is not purchasing it sooner. The cast is an impeccable group of performers who not only nail their distinguished character roles, but portray their on-screen fear in a sincerely convincing manner. The monstrously strong toys are a collective force of knife-yielding, sharp-toothed, laser-beam shooting villains. While the concept of murderous toys is nothing new, the psychological impact of their taunting and relentless ways is profoundly shocking. Even more alarming is the demon creepily disguised in the body of an adolescent boy, calmly speaking of his evil plans in a deep, monotone voice. I felt myself falling victim to the mind-control of the pint-sized freaks and their maker. Further praise shall be awarded to the special effects team for concocting nasty batches of green muck and red plasma, as well as producing cringe-worthy death scenes. Horror lovers from all walks of life will undoubtedly enjoy the macabre magic that manifests in DEMONIC TOYS.

Rating: 9/10
Director: Peter Manoogian [ARENA, SEEDPEOPLE]
Cast: Tracy Scoggins, Bentley Mitchum, Daniel Cerny
Country: USA

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

GOBLIN!

[Photo by @eduardovictory]

Excitedly head banging my way to the Fonda Theatre, the night ahead was a mesmerizing blur. I had never interviewed a band, or anyone, for that matter. And there I was, cruising to meet with GOBLIN, a progressive rock group from Italy whose legendary music accompanies some of the most beloved horror movies in the history of film. Upon my arrival at the venue, Goblin was in the midst of sound checking. The entrancing sounds filling the space conquered me completely; I was instantly transported from an overwhelming reality to a tranquil dream. At the conclusion of the pre-show rundown, my mind gradually entered recovery mode. I soon found myself in the beautifully furnished basement of the theatre, being greeted by the incredibly gentle, friendly face of keyboardist Maurizio Guarini. Maurizio eagerly sat down with me so I could get to know him a little better. Fabio Pignatelli, the bassist, joined our conversation, and Agostino Marangolo, the drummer, cut in later to introduce himself.

V: First, Id love to find out where your genius melodies stem from. Do you ever look to horror movies or other visuals for inspiration?

M: Yeah, each of us always has an inspiration, internally. Not something specifically, but maybe we can pick up something from here, something from there. I think music is always an evolution of something that we saw before individually. Not something in particular.

F: Maybe the fact that we are Italian, and Italy is where melody started centuries ago. That might help. In our DNA, maybe we have some more facility for melodies.

V: So, is it more musically inspired than visual?

M: It depends. Its one whole process. When we write music for movies, we cannot separate. Actually the idea would be seeing everything in the same unique entity, music and visual.

V: Does the music usually flow out of you naturally, or is there a lot of brainstorming required prior to composing?

M: Normally, I think, instinctively in the beginning, it starts from ourselves. And then, there is a rationalization of what to do. Its a normal process of composition. And then when we have the melody that we like, of course we have to work in some way to adjust and to make it functional for the movie.

V: Do you ever experience writers block?

M: I dont think so because normally we are left pretty free to do what we do. So if somebody will call us, it is because of our sound. So, we are normally kept with enough freedom to not have problems with that.

V: Are there any assignments that were particularly challenging for you?

M: Maybe SUSPIRIA because SUSPIRIA started in a different way than the others. Initially, it was made before the movie. And the movie was one of a kind, totally different from the others. So, we couldnt follow the standard that we normally follow. Personally, I was part of the very beginning of development, and the rest of the band did the continuation. It was a totally uncommon way to work on a movie. You always have challenges, but challenges always result in something creative at the end. So challenge is not a problem. Actually, its something to go ahead to do better things with sometimes.

V: Which one has been most rewarding for you?

M: Personally, I like something that we did with a symphonic orchestra. Its not a very famous work, Mt. St. Helen: Killer Volcano in 1980. Thats rewarding because listening to your music played by the symphonic orchestra when you are 22 or 23 is something really touching.

F: SUSPIRIA.

V: Do you prefer scoring soundtracks or writing exclusively for Goblin?

M:  Theres no better or worse. I think there are totally different processes to approaching the music. With a movie, you already have a plot, you have something to follow with somebody asking for something in particular. Of course you need to be creative, but there is less additional work. The movie is already advertised, you just add something to something existent. If you have to do your album, its a totally complicated process because not only do you have to define your line of production, what you want to do, what you like, but you have to think about enriching the sound and finding something new. Its more rewarding when you do an album, musically speaking. But movies are more rewarding, in terms of popularity, because a famous movie has a possibility to be seen by hundreds of millions of people. Its a different thing. I wouldnt say better or worse. Theyre two totally different things.

V: Is it more liberating writing for yourself?

F: When we make music for a movie, in any case, we think of something to see.

M: Of course we imagine that a movie exists anyway, even if you cannot see it. You imagine the music in your mind. You have to think of something. You may even think of a song without a movie like there was a virtual movie in your brain. You have a model, you follow something inside you.

F: For me, its more simple to write music on a movie. But if there isnt a movie, sometimes I look to movies for inspiration.

V: I know you have a new album coming out. Are there any other projects or collaborations we can look forward to?

M: This album is what we will be focusing on in two days, at the end of this tour. So, since its almost finished, I hope in a couple of months it will be ready. And then, we have ideas, but we dont have an exact plan yet. For sure, youll hear from us in a few months because something new is going to happen. We have ideas, but we dont want to reveal this on top of the album.

V: Do you have any particular memories or influences from childhood that continue to shape your music today?

M: I think everything that we listened to when we were kids is part of what we are. Especially music. I follow different things from my life. At the beginning, I was listening to very simple music from my parents. And then, I started listening to rock, and then a little bit more jazz rock, and then I switched to progressive rock. Music is an evolution. In each of us, its an inspiration. Everything that we do is such signification of what we are and what we listened to before. In the case of a band, its a collaboration, so its even more complicated. We put our experience into the music. I think this is valid for everything and everybody.

F: The first concert I attended. Jethro Tull, Yes. Family, an English group, killed me when I was 19 or 20. It was like a shock.

V: It appears youve been having a lot of fun on tour. Whats your favorite state or country that youve visited so far?

M: Weve gone to so many places. Every place is good. Playing live gives us a reason to visit different countries. Ive been to Australia, New Zealand, Japan, and Europe. The response in the US is incredible. I never expected the huge amount of fans and response. We were really not expecting that.

V: Do you perform any rituals prior to going on stage? Do you have any superstitions?

F: We sometimes fight.

M: Maybe each of us has something, a half a glass of wine. I dont know. Its not really a requirement. If its not available, thats it. Maybe we should. You gave us a good idea. Ill try to suggest to the other guys to do something.

V: Tomorrow youll have your last show of the tour. Do you plan on hitting the road again soon? Is there anything about traveling youre going to miss, or are you mostly excited to return home?

M: Not soon in the US because we maybe stayed too much. In the last seven months, we did three tours. We will wait one year and come back, of course. Were really focusing on the album. By the end of the summer, we might end up doing some festivals here in North America. Were working on that. Or maybe some horror events. I know people in the horror industry want us, but we never try to push anybody to make it happen. We will try to attend these kinds of things. Im pretty sure people will be happy if we do that.

After the interview, I experienced an immense feeling of happiness and a strong sense of comfort. Perhaps the familiarity of Italian accents contributed to my contentment, but the men of Goblin emit the rare kind of warmth that you can only typically obtain from family or close friends. Since I caught them at the tail end of their tour, the guys could have understandably been impatient tackling yet ANOTHER question-and-answer session. However, they were actively engaged and enthusiastic throughout the duration of it. My sky-high elation to see them perform reached even greater heights following our encounter. The commencement of the show rapidly brought about a massive wave of enchantment, the unparalleled talent nearly paralyzing audience members (and me, once again). The shower of red, blue, and green light, in addition to the backdrop montage of scenes from masterpieces like SUSPIRIA and DAWN OF THE DEAD, produced a magnificently intoxicating atmosphere. The contagious energy bursting powerfully from Goblin and guest keyboardist Steve Moore (Zombi) made the event all the more blissfully surreal.   

Special thanks to @GoblinBand and @ColinJMcCracken for making a dream come true!

BIO-ZOMBIE [1998]


Take a nice stroll through a neon graveyard in BIO ZOMBIE. Woody and Bee are just a couple of restless punks employed at a record store in a shopping mall. The two young men are constantly on the lookout for thrills, big and small, and they waste a great deal of time instigating confrontations with random passersby. One night, the boys are sent out to a repair shop to retrieve their bossJaguar. During their trip in the luxury car, they inevitably run over a pedestrian frantically crossing the road. Rather than contacting the authorities for assistance, Woody and Bee carelessly toss the body in the trunk. Back at the mall, in the parking garage, the guys hesitantly lift the partially open lid further, revealing a steaming hot mess of slimebut no body. Their lackadaisical attitude permits them to brush off the panic and move on with their delinquent merriment. Time only tells the extent of disarray theyll have to manage. A biochemical soft drink has transformed the towns citizens into brain-munching crazies, and the boys must unite with the few uncontaminated mall shoppers and workers in the fight for their lives.

BIO ZOMBIE is a limitless excursion of amusement offering full-fledged zombie glory. Instantly, youll feel the corners of your mouth turn up, because the gut-busting dialogue and one-liners shooting like rapid fire from the very beginning are absolutely unforgettable. The Tokyo Shock flick contains charming humor that can easily be compared to the more well-known SHAUN OF THE DEAD, which hit theaters six years later. Characters Woody and Bee are the most wonderfully obnoxious dynamic duo, producing obscene laughter with their bad boyfacades. While the hilarity is introduced from the get-go, patience is a virtue in the wait for heavenly carnage. A minor scene of gory action provides a jolt early on, but the mass zombie slaying occurs much later in the film. There is a wealth of entertaining situations to chew on in the meantime, as Woody and Bee initiate a robbery, only to then get mixed up with the petite Hong Kong beauty they mug. The vicious zombies produce thrilling violence and bloodshed, and heaps of sickening scenes will get your stomach turning. BIO ZOMBIE is a horror-comedy that hits the mark and is undeniably worth a watch. 

Rating: 8/10
Director: Wilson Yip
Cast: Jordan Chan, Sam Lee, Emotion Cheung
Country: Japan