As our favorite night of the year quickly approaches, you may still be asking yourself, "What on EARTH should I be for Halloween?" The process of obtaining a costume can be as simple as walking into Party City/Spirit Halloween/Walmart, browsing the advertised costumes, and finding your size in the one that stands out above the rest. Easy enough, right? The difficult part is running the risk of spotting ten people wearing the very same costume. What a drag! Fortunately, there are plenty of badass movie characters you can be for the spooky holiday we look forward to the most.
1. Snake Plissken, ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK [1981]:
Let's face it, Kurt Russell always looks awesome, and you can, too. You only have to decide what suits you better: sporting a brown leather jacket, or showing off your guns in a black tank.
Let's face it, Kurt Russell always looks awesome, and you can, too. You only have to decide what suits you better: sporting a brown leather jacket, or showing off your guns in a black tank.
2. Ike and Addley, MOTHER'S DAY [1980]:
Due to the fact that MOTHER'S DAY is a lesser-known gem, there are some people who will tilt their heads and scratch them when you and your buddy show up dressed like inbred freaks with weird headgear. You'll still have fun, I promise.
Due to the fact that MOTHER'S DAY is a lesser-known gem, there are some people who will tilt their heads and scratch them when you and your buddy show up dressed like inbred freaks with weird headgear. You'll still have fun, I promise.
3. Frankenstein, DEATH RACE 2000 [1975]:
Between his helmet and the cape, Roger Corman's Frankenstein is such an enigmatic, likable hero. As long as you don't get behind the wheel intending to speed and run people over, you simply cannot fail by imitating him.
Between his helmet and the cape, Roger Corman's Frankenstein is such an enigmatic, likable hero. As long as you don't get behind the wheel intending to speed and run people over, you simply cannot fail by imitating him.
4. Edward Davis "Ed" Wood, Jr, ED WOOD [1994]:
In the Tim Burton classic, Johnny Depp's portrayal of Ed Wood with a curly blonde wig and a dark mustache is flawless. Dressing the part would not only be honoring an admirable, low-budget movie director, but it'd be fun.
In the Tim Burton classic, Johnny Depp's portrayal of Ed Wood with a curly blonde wig and a dark mustache is flawless. Dressing the part would not only be honoring an admirable, low-budget movie director, but it'd be fun.
5. Matt Cordell, MANIAC COP [1988]:
The whole "cop" thing can seem kind of played out, but it's not often you see a maniac cop running wild in the streets on Halloween night. Up the ante by pairing a uniform with crazy costume makeup.
The whole "cop" thing can seem kind of played out, but it's not often you see a maniac cop running wild in the streets on Halloween night. Up the ante by pairing a uniform with crazy costume makeup.
6. Brown Knight, MURDER PARTY [2007]:
The familiar knight you see gracing a Medieval Times promotion is stunning, but armor can be expensive. With a bit of time and effort, you can design your own. All it takes is cardboard, scissors, and duct tape to look like a chivalrous soldier.
The familiar knight you see gracing a Medieval Times promotion is stunning, but armor can be expensive. With a bit of time and effort, you can design your own. All it takes is cardboard, scissors, and duct tape to look like a chivalrous soldier.
7. Post-mortem Elizabeth, FRANKENHOOKER [1990]:
If you've been eager to dye your hair purple and show off some skin, a golden opportunity in the shape of a monster prostitute is here, presenting itself. Just be sure to stay off street corners.
If you've been eager to dye your hair purple and show off some skin, a golden opportunity in the shape of a monster prostitute is here, presenting itself. Just be sure to stay off street corners.
8. Samara, THE RING [2002]:
Twelve years ago, America's take on RINGU brought us Samara, the menacing little girl who will crawl out of your television set to devour your soul. You can inflict a lot of psychological damage upon your friends with a little makeup and a white gown. Voila.
Twelve years ago, America's take on RINGU brought us Samara, the menacing little girl who will crawl out of your television set to devour your soul. You can inflict a lot of psychological damage upon your friends with a little makeup and a white gown. Voila.
9. Old Lady Hackmore, ERNEST SCARED STUPID [1991]:
Old Lady Hackmore stands out as one of the coolest hermits on film. She is out-of-her brain, and she's fearless enough to put her insanity on display. An untamed mane, steampunk goggles, and layers of ratty brown clothes will help you achieve her crazy appearance.
Old Lady Hackmore stands out as one of the coolest hermits on film. She is out-of-her brain, and she's fearless enough to put her insanity on display. An untamed mane, steampunk goggles, and layers of ratty brown clothes will help you achieve her crazy appearance.
10. Ilsa, ILSA, SHE WOLF OF THE SS [1975]:
Why wouldn't you want to be the most fearsome woman on the planet? While I wouldn't suggest wearing the antisemitic uniform to hand out candy to innocent children, you should be safe donning it at a party surrounded by close friends.
Now that you've got a list of costumes to consider, there is no excuse for dodging festivities on the 31st. It's good to get out of the house once in awhile. Please remember to be confident, enjoy yourself, and stay safe!
Why wouldn't you want to be the most fearsome woman on the planet? While I wouldn't suggest wearing the antisemitic uniform to hand out candy to innocent children, you should be safe donning it at a party surrounded by close friends.
Now that you've got a list of costumes to consider, there is no excuse for dodging festivities on the 31st. It's good to get out of the house once in awhile. Please remember to be confident, enjoy yourself, and stay safe!
